We would have won if Barkov had coughed on Granlund
Så er IIHF atter klar med deres humoristiske powerranking.
1. Finland: It’s hard to be humble – no, wait, it’s easy: we’re Finns
2. Canada: Winning quarter-finals...it really grows on you
3. Russia: Holy Ship!
4. USA: Simply Auston-ishing
5. Czech: It’s the curse of Andy Roach
6. Sweden: Nyquist trots sadly back to his stable
7. Germany: Yes, but our cars are nicer
8. Denmark: We would have won if Barkov had coughed on Granlund
9. Slovakia: Being number nine is good – if you’re Rocket Richard
10. Norway: We still have the best trolls
11. Switzerland: Next year, let’s try Federer on the PK
12. Belarus: Yay Russia! You’re like us, but bigger
13. Latvia: Last time we made the QF, Patrik Laine was 11
14. France: Russia was tough on Napoleon too. (Too soon?)
15. Hungary: When the ice melts, we’ll smoke you at water polo
16. Kazakhstan: Solid tournament for Boydaweschenski
